Hey mom, I didn’t really want to do this via a message but since you’re choosing to ignore my calls you leave me no choice. Six times in the past four days I have tried to get ahold of you only to get your answering machine each and every time. Anyway I wanted to let you know before you heard it in the press, I’m pregnant. You’re going to be a grandma, congratulations.




Hello? Is James Bennett there? Oh he’s in a meeting. Yes I would like to leave him a message. This is his daughter Justina. Can you please tell him if he bothered to call me back once and a while I could tell him he was going to be a grandpa. Yes, that’s the message. Thank you.